...but first I must put these amazingly fantastic quotes up for you all to read. This is the start of what will probably be a very long list of stupid fanfic quotes. From "Fearless"Gaara looked at her and realized she was the only person who ever asked that question. She was also the only person who didn’t scream when she figured he was going to kill her. He wasn’t going to kill her however. Gaara didn’t kill people. He just scared them crazily. He lowered her to the floor and let go of her throat.yeap that's right folks, Gaara of the sand doesn't kill people. It was all a lie. He never smeared that bloke across his roof and you know that time he made them ninja explode and splater across the landscape, also a mystical illusion. From "Seven Love Filled Days" (Chapter Ten)What was it about Sasuke that made him so goddamn...sex-worthy? Was it the fact that he was just so smart and brilliant on the battlefield (and probably in the bedroom as well, Naruto though to himself, chuckling like a ten year-old boy who had just stumbled upon a porn website)? Or maybe it was because he was just plain...beautiful? The silky, smooth, creamy skin, the dark onyx eyes that stood out from a mile away, and not to mention that duck-butt hair style that made his already high sex appeal skyrocket.I love that the author can describe Sasuke's purely manly sex appeal with "duck-butt hair style" and get more than two hundred reviews. From "You make me me" (which you know, utterly sucks and is thankfully very short. "Thank you Sasuke, that means a from you. You've changed," Naruto says with a smile upon his lips.Thank you to the Naruto fandom. Why do all your fanfics suck monkey's balls? Tags: naruto
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